GUESTBREAKER: Everything About You
Look, I need you to sit down for like 5 minutes. Probably less if your attention span allows me this small amount of time. Now, as you’ve probably been wondering, yes, I am tired of dealing with this…all of this. You are…well…You. I need you to be someone else for a change. Those clothes you wear are just too much of you. And, your taste in music is just so you that I just can’t take it anymore. I mean, maybe if you could pretend to be some indie kid or maybe even a hippie for a day, that’d be great. I could bash on you then but have some seriously hot make up sex afterwards. However, you won’t stop being you. It’s always been you. It’s time to be me…I’m sorry…no…You can’t say sorry. Did you not just listen to anything I said? Seriously, just shut up…I’m leaving. Fuck You.
A Guest Dealbreaker written by Karson.
I am but too conscious of the fact that we are born in an age when only the dull are treated seriously, and I live in terror of not being misunderstood.
— Oscar Wilde (via angelinaadoptme) (via longlivethequeen) (via suzywire)
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the Mamas and the Papas - California Dreaming
